During a Zombie Apocalypse a bike seems like the perfect getaway ride. Except for the rear cassette, it’s way more quiet than a car or motorcycle and it can’t run out of gas. But then, of course, you can. Yeah, Rick used one when he first awoke from the hospital. It made sense then, he was wounded, by himself and walking would have hurt. That was it.
So, I thought through all the benefits of cycling and came to the conclusion that there’s no way that bikes would ever be good enough for the Zombie Apocalypse. And here’s my top 5 reasons why.
They would have to call it The Cycling Dead
So, face it, tell me the truth, if someone gave you the option of walking 60 miles or biking 60 miles what would you choose? I know what MY choice would be. So, no, the title is The Walking Dead cause the dead don’t cycle.
Cyclists can be too relaxed
This could definitely work against any cyclist. Cycling’s like meditation. You’re riding along in your zone and Wham! out pops a car! Uh, I mean, a zombie! Well, on second thought maybe cyclists do pretty good being relaxed and quickly avoiding calamity.
Too many cars will be in the way
What?! Why couldn’t those people just leave their cars at home during an apocalypse? Cyclists are well aware of the need to avoid cars and this gets no more important when you have to run the labyrinth of cars while avoiding zombies stuck under the cars.
There will be too much debris on the road
Don’t you remember, everybody is GONE! Or at least most of them. So there’s no city services to clean the streets. If you think the roads are bad now just wait! What’s a newly avid cyclist like you to do, carry a hundred pounds of bike tubes? Only if you want a zombie sneaking up on you while your changing your tire. It’s just ain’t gonna happen.
Once you’re a Zombie you travel in groups
We all know that zombies are attracted by sound. When they hear something they move in that direction. Given enough time you can have thousands meandering the streets. Out in the vast countryside cycling to your heart’s content, having a great time, meditating. While the cardio vascular benefits of cycling are so well documented everybody knows that just as soon as you get comfortable on that long luxurious ride you might just turn the corner and head smack dab in the middle of a zombie herd. If you can’t turn around fast enough you’ll be stuck with nowhere to go. Wait, isn’t that’s what it’s like to be in the middle of campus at UNC?
I don’t think you’ll be seeing any more bikes on The Walking Dead anytime soon. I hope that I don’t have to eat my fleshy words but to me it just wouldn’t make sense.
I woke up this morning not wanting ice water but NEEDING it. This had never happened before and at 2:40am to boot. But something was different. I walked out of my hotel room with ice bucket in hand and headed to the ice machine, filled it and headed back to my room. Still unsure as to why because I’m tired. very tired.
In the room I picked up the plastic wrapped cup and was about to fill it with water but instead I filled the ice bucket. I needed a long drink. Now I’m realizing why I’m up in the middle of the night. I looked at the clock. I’m going to be up for awhile.
I was trying to make sense of the last two weeks of rising before dawn, cycling all day (at least five hours of the day) and going to bed after midnight. Youth Board Member, Joanna, and I knew that this tour would be different somehow. It had a weird feeling we couldn’t explain associated with it. It certainly didn’t start off very well for my liking as it took me a couple of days to get into the rhythm of the tour. Each passing hour tried its best to keep me off the rhythm of the ride. You can see it in the lack of posts I’ve made along the tour and video interviews of the youth in comparison to previous tours. I guess, in that regard, this tour was different. We had our usual share of mis-directions and wrong turns. Miscommunications and wrong words. Shouting at distances so the kids would remain safe and not make unnecessary hurry-jerky moves. That’s all normal. But we went through the contents of the first First Aid and moved on to the other kits. yes, plural. Bandaid after bandaid was distributed for scrapes and cuts. There were more falls on this tour than I have ever experienced in the last FOUR tours COMBINED. Thankfully, nothing was anything to write home about aside from the fact that I’m telling you that it was a different experience.
This tour was historic in at least a couple of ways. First, it was the first time the Gullah Geechee Cultural Heritage Corridor was cycled using paths designated by the East Coast Greenway Alliance. Secondly, it was completed by youth! This is the beginning of people using the East Coast Greenway to travel through a culturally rich region where you will be welcomed as FAMILY. I encourage everyone who cycles by bike or travel by car to make the journey to the region. Of course, I recommend travel by bicycle so you won’t miss ANYTHING along the way. Here are some highlights to help you plan your own trip.
- Leaving Durham our first stop was Erwin, NC and our hosts were the Erwin Fire and Rescue. The carpet could not have been more red as we were treated as dignitaries of the East Coast Greenway (a grand honor, I might add).
- Next stop was Jones Lake State Park
- We were welcomed in grand fashion, once more, in Wilmington, NC by members of St Mathew Lutheran Church who fed us dinner and breakfast. Before that we visited Moore’s Creek Battlefield that had a unique link to the Gullah Geechee corridor.
- After a stopover in Sunset Beach we had a wonderful stay at Huntington Beach State Park and our first taste of the ocean
- Bustling Charleston, SC was our next stop with a service learning project with Wings for Kids. In a somber point the youth visited Mother Emanuel AME Church in Charleston where history is still being made. Our normal tours are to places where the history and events are close to 100 yrs old.
- The historical Penn Center was our home for two days as we took in its rich history
- A highlight of the tour was our visit to Geechee Kunda Cultural Center where the youth were immersed in Geechee culture and tales of the past
- A visit to Armstrong, FL treated us to dinner and friendly delights from its residents
- Upon reaching St Augustine we visited Flagler College and the youth were provided a tour of this wonderful and enchanting “Harry Potter” like school
Phenomenal is the word of the day when I think of the last two weeks. Something that can only be known through the senses rather than through thought or intuition. A truly remarkable experience. I collect videos and stories for you because I want you to know and see with your own eyes (and ears) the fruit of your hard earned dollars . Seeing the in-kind gifts being put to good use in the development of youth. Seeing their transformation as I see it. When it happens and when I recognize it.
As a parent I know that my children will develop long before I recognize it. Then one day I look at them differently and I see the change. I see myself in them and realize that through all the yakking and nagging they listened and understood. It’s no different here. In a way, these are my children and Iove them dearly; and I love watching them grow wiser and into young adults.
Let me tell you about these phenomenal youth who just cycled close to 700 miles (wrong turns and backtracks included) to learn about an American history that they will not hear about in their social studies class.
I’ll start from the ending and work my way back. Yesterday at dinner the youth were finally all together in one room with no lines between them. No BRAG Dream Team on this side and no Spoke’n Revolutions on that side. Each youth intermingled with the one person they made the most connection with and they were laughing and breaking bread together. Breaking bread in itself being a tradition of fellowship. Well before this moment on the final 15 miles of the tour I was told that there was going to be a youth party and adults were not invited. I laughed and agreed. They needed time to be themselves.
Camilo-A Natural Leader
Tod and I witnessed a very proud moment when we looked ahead and the 15 youth peloton was being lead by Camilo, a first time adventure youth cyclist whom we had been grooming to be a ride leader. As with most bike lanes the one they were traveling on ended abruptly at a segment of the road that had a right turn only lane. To the right of them it began. When the turn lane faded the bike lane to the left began again and it was beautiful to see him steer them back onto that path. They traveled like a flock of birds moving gracefully in line and in synch with one another led by the one person they trusted. All I could do was glance back at Tod and ask if he had just witnessed what I had. We could have ended the tour right then and would have been the happiest two me alive for a moment.
Abeo complained on the second day that she didn’t like to be last and wondered why it was that she was in the back struggling to keep up? I explained to her that there were many factors, including that this was her first cross country tour. Much of it was simply that the bike she was riding was over 25 years old. Sure, it rode fine and was in great condition (due to expert mechanic work) but technology has changed and bikes can move more efficiently now. So when the BRAG Dream Team loaned her a bike from their stable of newer bikes she began riding with the lead group (fast group, in other words) and never looked back. She’s a natural at distance cycling.
Hla Win-Positive Surprises
She was one of the greatest and positive surprises from this tour. Hla Win showed eagerness and determination from the start. She started off as a shy high schooler but really opened up on this tour; laughing and smiling more. Due to family commitments she was unable to attend many of the training rides so she had to perform rides on her own around town and her neighborhood.That’s why we had concern about her level of physical preparedness. But she was ready. By the middle of the first week she was riding with confidence and a steady pace of the middle cyclists. Great job, Hla Win!!
Ree Ree-Ever Effervescent
Ree Ree is one of the Triangle Bikeworks Youth Board Members and she joined us two days into the tour due to familial commitments. She also had to train away from the group by creating her own routes. She would cycle to the family farm in the mornings and cycle back in the afternoons after the work was done. She didn’t miss a beat (or pedal stroke) and performed well by staying with the middle group of cyclists.
Joanna is the team captain and Youth Board Member. I depended heavily on her to be my connection to the dynamics of the SnR group and, subsequently, the dynamic of both youth organizations were doing. It was she who pointed out at Huntington State Beach that the two groups had begun to form their bonds of friendship. That day the two teams had now started to become one.
Ke’air-Full of Life
Ke’air is one of the youngest members of the BRAG Dream Team whom I met on last year’s tour. His return this year was met with lots of excitement because he was a favorite of Itza and Jeimy. Ke’air also turned 13 on this tour. He’s strong, has a great sense of humor and the perfect disposition for a long distance cycling tour.
Cienna-Accepting the Challenge
Cienna was a member of the BRAG Dream Team from many years ago and returned for this historic tour. It was also a reunion of sorts because I knew her as a baby when I lived in Atlanta over 13 years ago. She put all she had into this tour and found that it was more challenging mentally than it was physically for her. She was able to conquer both challenges and come out smiling.
Zaid was squirrelly on the bike. He rode with the pedals on his arches and his cadence was a pedal-pedal-coast, pedal-pedal-coast rhythm. It drove the other youth cyclists absolutely NUTS. He was also new to the BRAG Dream Team as it was his grandmother who brought him along as she was also on her first tour as SAG driver. It was hard to break thru to Zaid because he didn’t know anyone either from BRAG Dream Team or Spoke’n Revolutions. By the second week he was starting the “gel” with the SnR team and his cadence improved significantly (not because of it, just did). I remarked to him that I was in awe of his natural ability to cycle because he was going at a clip of 18mph in sandals! It wasn’t even making him break a sweat. I’m looking forward tp good things in the future coming from this young man in cycling and other activities.
Fernando, Diallo and Micco – Mr.’s Dependable
There’s something to be said about being steady and dependable. The skill is under-rated but everyone depends on it. Fernando, Diallo and Micco are very dependable young men. When asked to get something done they’re on the job and I appreciate that. It could have been pulling a rider, riding in the middle enjoying the company or sweeping from the back to ensure no one is left behind. Their role was necessary.
Fifteen-year-old Zack Locke admits he and his friends back in Rhode Island are not physically active.
So the fact that he’s biking 60 miles a day for two weeks in the middle of July along the Gullah Geechee Cultural Heritage Corridor and East Coast Greenway is not only a new experience for him but it shocks his friends.